Kick me while I'm down...

Why don't people use their internal censors? It's common sense isn't it?

Last night, while I lay in bed the phone rang. It was a friend of mine. She has just returned from Europe so I expected a play by play of the entire trip but to my surprise she had some news to share.

"Guess what?!" she says.
"What?" I replied.
"I'm pregnant!" was her answer.
"Congratulations" I managed to say in as much excitement as I could muster.

She then continued to tell me how excited she is. How excited she was to get 2 pink lines. How I was the first to know. WHERE IS HER CENSOR????? Now, don't get me wrong, I'm happy for her but the problem is, I'm quite sure that she would have tricked her husband into unprotected sex. He is dead set against any children and they have been fighting for years over having children. She will make a good mother but what is he going to do?

To top it all off she tells me that I will have to get pregnant so we can be pregnant together. I just wanted to scream in the phone "what do you think I've been doing? Do you think I had a miscarriage on purpose?" but instead I suggested that that would be a good idea......

Jealousy is evil....

On a lighter note, AF came for a visit today! YAY! There is a green light straight ahead. I see a baby in my future.....if only we could JUST STOP TRYIN'!